Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Whore, Slut, Ho

Where the hell did this sex drive come from?????

Goodness, for the last couple of years, I could have gone without sex for the rest of my life and never batted an eye. Then in the last couple of months, I relearned the word "HORNY".

So I packed off the kids to grandma's house and made a date with my husband. As we were getting into the car, I announced to him that I had put on my black corset. I hadn't worn it in easily a year, maybe longer. The look on his face was priceless. So we flirted a little during dinner, I gave him a handjob in the parking lot while we waited for the movie time to roll around and after the movie we went home for a sex marathon. And I let him have one of his long time fantasies, shaving me.

So a few observations. Three hours of sex does not make a struggling marriage all better. It helps and we both are better for it. It isn't an instant cure but it did build a few bridges.

And the other observation - I'm too old, fat and out of shape for that. My knees hurt and I was sore like I hadn't thought about.

And another observation - there is another grandmother who could use some bonding time with her grandkids.

And another observation - it is good to have a friend I can talk about these things with. I have always been rather private about sex matters but this is one time I felt like bragging and telling the gory details. It isn't the same rehashing it with J but with a friend, it is good.

And another observation - I need more sexy clothes.

3 comments:

Mama All-Star said...

Gawd woman!! Repression is GONE!! So how was running that marathon..

Kimmah said...

hot damn!!!

Go buy some pretty undies--that works for me.

mamakohl said...

Sweet Sassy Molassy! You GO!!!